schedual for seeing kelsi...

A good friend of mine found this on the ground the other day...



Nate
"Schedual for seeing Kelsi"
Sunday: No limit
Monday: dont see her
Tuesday: No limit
Wens: alternate no limit/ limited to meeting only
Thurs: No limit
Fri: don't see her
Sat: alternate limited to meeting/ no limit


Poor girl...she's probably sitting at home on Monday and Friday wondering why he doesn't call....

Strangest Conversation In The World...

I think of all the billions of conversations that take place all around the world every day...the strangest one is this:

"Sweetheart...I've been thinking a lot lately...annnnd...
I think we should name him "Dick"."

"Oh, Honey! That's perfect!"