Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Secret Continued...

Lunch is served. It's tostadas. Very interesting thing... before I decided that I was going to experiment with "Secreting" my lunch today... I was actually hoping for tostadas... then when I made the firm descision to utilize the powers of "The Secret"... i got greedy with the idea of pizza. Thus... "The Secret" does work with whatever you "Secret" FIRST...once you shift your thinking... the forces of "The Secret" dissapate into a dark abyss of secrets...I think.

The Secret...

It is currently 11:12 am... I'm at work waiting for lunch to be served. I have been using "The Secret" all morning to be served pizza....I will let you know if it works as soon as lunch is served.
Let's see if this whole "Secret" thing works once and for all!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Deal vs. Scam...

One of these is a deal...one of these is a scam... you decide...

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Inappropriate...

Have you ever realized that inappropriate places to smile such as...

Funerals...
Emergency Rooms...
The Gynecologist...
Jail...
The Proctologist...
The Principle's Office...
Life Rafts...
Holocost Muesum...
DMV...
Court...
The Morgue...

are also inappropriate places to roller skate...???

No Salad... Thank you...

Don't have a salad at this house...

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A Good Day...

Just another beautiful day in 2008...

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Monday, June 16, 2008

Rhyming With House...

eightiesbangs (2:20:39 PM): What time are we meeting at
redfethrboa (2:23:55 PM): my house 8
eightiesbangs (2:24:23 PM): lie mouse bait
redfethrboa (2:24:44 PM): rye louse gate
eightiesbangs (2:25:12 PM): sty spouse plate
redfethrboa (2:25:57 PM): tie noose negate
eightiesbangs (2:29:10 PM): spy moose estate
redfethrboa (2:29:48 PM): eye caboose rebate
eightiesbangs (2:31:48 PM): pie mousse debate
redfethrboa (2:33:30 PM): shy use crate
eightiesbangs (2:34:25 PM): espy juice state
redfethrboa (2:37:31 PM): why loose fate
eightiesbangs (2:40:33 PM): cry zues wait
redfethrboa (2:41:16 PM): sigh ruse wait
eightiesbangs (2:42:12 PM): july excuse rate
redfethrboa (2:43:15 PM): supply truce delagate
eightiesbangs (2:44:21 PM): deny obtuse obliterate
redfethrboa (2:45:09 PM): ohhhhhhh that one gave me chills...
redfethrboa (2:45:38 PM): try noose concentarte
eightiesbangs (2:46:14 PM): ok, 2 things
eightiesbangs (2:46:24 PM): you've already used noose
eightiesbangs (2:46:28 PM): BUT
eightiesbangs (2:47:01 PM): they somehow we went from rhyming with house,

to rhyming with noose
redfethrboa (2:47:28 PM): whatever... you used moose twice
eightiesbangs (2:47:38 PM): NO
eightiesbangs (2:47:47 PM): I used moose, and I used Mousse
redfethrboa (2:48:06 PM): tricky
eightiesbangs (2:48:08 PM): Pure synanimaty

Frozen Burritos...

Guess how many frozen burritos I'm going to have for lunch today??...2.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Do Yoga...

If i hear one more person say... "you should do yoga"... I am going to scream. I KNOW I should do yoga. You don't have to tell me that. Everyone KNOWS they should do yoga. You don't have to tell anyone that. Please stop telling people like you have some underground secret information that yoga is good for you... WE KNOW...

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Snail Mail...

Nicolette's slightly genious idea of the day....
They should make stamps with snails on them... since you're "snail-mailing"!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Dirty Shoes...

Look how dirty these shoes are!... Jeesh!...


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Tomatoes... Until...

Everyone's freaking out about tomatoes right now... cause of salmonella...ooooo scary salmonella.

This sign was hanging off of the drive through menu at taco bell yesterday.
First, allow me to show you the back of the sign...kind of the rough draft so to speak...


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I love how you can almost hear their thought process... "until......"
I also love the handwriting.



This is the front of the sign...

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