My little brother did this video for his spanish class with his green screen. Amazing... how he came up with the idea... and amazing that my Grandma is on the computer. Never thought I would see the day...
Friday, May 9, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Designer Clowns...
Next time you throw a birthday party or special event... consider getting a clown... but not your average everyday clown... call your local clown provider and ask for one of these designer clowns...
Allergic To Cats The Clown (shove a cat in his face and watch him get all itchy and puffy!)
Bloody Nose The Clown (great for a Halloween party!)
Firm Handshake The Clown (he'll greet your guests with a very firm handshake)
Uncomfortably Large Bulge in His Pants The Clown (adult parties only)
Looks Just Like Everyone Else The Clown (your guests will have a fun time trying to find out which person is the clown... "Hey Ma, is THAT the clown?" "No, honey, that's cousin Bobby!" Hilarious!)
Dead Pan The Clown (your guests will have a blast trying to get HIM to laugh!)
Spits When He Talks The Clown (great for a pool party!)
Chain Smoker The Clown (you provide the cigarettes and watch him smoke one right after another!)
Dresses For The Opposite Season The Clown (shorts in the winter, sweater in the summer... this guy is crazy!)
Fly Is Always Down The Clown (you just try telling him ... he'll act like he only speaks french! Joker!!)
Allergic To Cats The Clown (shove a cat in his face and watch him get all itchy and puffy!)
Bloody Nose The Clown (great for a Halloween party!)
Firm Handshake The Clown (he'll greet your guests with a very firm handshake)
Uncomfortably Large Bulge in His Pants The Clown (adult parties only)
Looks Just Like Everyone Else The Clown (your guests will have a fun time trying to find out which person is the clown... "Hey Ma, is THAT the clown?" "No, honey, that's cousin Bobby!" Hilarious!)
Dead Pan The Clown (your guests will have a blast trying to get HIM to laugh!)
Spits When He Talks The Clown (great for a pool party!)
Chain Smoker The Clown (you provide the cigarettes and watch him smoke one right after another!)
Dresses For The Opposite Season The Clown (shorts in the winter, sweater in the summer... this guy is crazy!)
Fly Is Always Down The Clown (you just try telling him ... he'll act like he only speaks french! Joker!!)
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Matchbox Experiment...
Here it is.... by popular demand...my little matchbox experiment...
If i were to ask you how many different items you could fit inside of a matchbox and still be able to open and close it with ease.... how many would you say? 15? 22? 30???
Well, I posed the question one slow Saturday night....and I got 50!
50 Different Items in a Matchbox
1. a stamp
2. pinch of salt
3. a mirror from a disco ball
4. a Hershey’s Kiss flag
5. a toe nail clipping with green polish
6. the word “sex” from a ladies magazine
7. a dead bug (which died from natural causes)
8. 3 red crayon shavings
9. a golden bobby pin
10. a foil ball
11. a Fender guitar pick
12. a match ( just seemed appropriate)
13. a play dough ball
14. a nail (in which to hang a picture)
15. an entire yellow Post-It note with green writing
16. pinch of glitter
17. a penny from the year 1973
18. a bit of marijuana
19. a piece of a piece of pasta
20. a sliver of maple wood
21. a jigsaw puzzle piece
22. ¼ of a Mento
23. a piece of broken light bulb
24. 3 drops of a white taper candle
25. pink thread
26. pinch of cigarette tobacco
27. the word “waffles”
28. a dust bunny
29. an eyelash with waterproof mascara
30. 4 drops of Palmolive aromatherapy dish soap
31. a piece of a hem of a Disneyland t-shirt
32. a candle wick
33. the definition of the word “small”
34. an earring back
35. a contact lens
36. a used red twisty tie
37. a safety pin
38. the beak of a “Peep” candy
39. a blade of grass
40. a “small made in China” clothing tag
41. a fortune cookie fortune
42. a piece of 14 karat gold
43. a feather
44. a small silver chain
45. a crumb from toast
46. a sugar pill
47. a Valentines Candy heart reading “melt my heart”
48. a scrabble letter “T” (worth 1 point)
49. a leaf from a succulent plant
50. a shoelace aglet
Next Saturday when you find yourself without plans
give it a shot! You will be amazed ...matchboxes are deceptively large!
If i were to ask you how many different items you could fit inside of a matchbox and still be able to open and close it with ease.... how many would you say? 15? 22? 30???
Well, I posed the question one slow Saturday night....and I got 50!
50 Different Items in a Matchbox
1. a stamp
2. pinch of salt
3. a mirror from a disco ball
4. a Hershey’s Kiss flag
5. a toe nail clipping with green polish
6. the word “sex” from a ladies magazine
7. a dead bug (which died from natural causes)
8. 3 red crayon shavings
9. a golden bobby pin
10. a foil ball
11. a Fender guitar pick
12. a match ( just seemed appropriate)
13. a play dough ball
14. a nail (in which to hang a picture)
15. an entire yellow Post-It note with green writing
16. pinch of glitter
17. a penny from the year 1973
18. a bit of marijuana
19. a piece of a piece of pasta
20. a sliver of maple wood
21. a jigsaw puzzle piece
22. ¼ of a Mento
23. a piece of broken light bulb
24. 3 drops of a white taper candle
25. pink thread
26. pinch of cigarette tobacco
27. the word “waffles”
28. a dust bunny
29. an eyelash with waterproof mascara
30. 4 drops of Palmolive aromatherapy dish soap
31. a piece of a hem of a Disneyland t-shirt
32. a candle wick
33. the definition of the word “small”
34. an earring back
35. a contact lens
36. a used red twisty tie
37. a safety pin
38. the beak of a “Peep” candy
39. a blade of grass
40. a “small made in China” clothing tag
41. a fortune cookie fortune
42. a piece of 14 karat gold
43. a feather
44. a small silver chain
45. a crumb from toast
46. a sugar pill
47. a Valentines Candy heart reading “melt my heart”
48. a scrabble letter “T” (worth 1 point)
49. a leaf from a succulent plant
50. a shoelace aglet
Next Saturday when you find yourself without plans
give it a shot! You will be amazed ...matchboxes are deceptively large!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
I wanna go to the beach...
redfethrboa (2:38:10 PM): whatcha doin?
eightiesbangs (2:38:27 PM): Shorking
eightiesbangs (2:38:32 PM): working
eightiesbangs (2:38:32 PM): ha
eightiesbangs (2:38:59 PM): I'm tired of sitting down all the time
eightiesbangs (2:39:04 PM): it make a me loco
redfethrboa (2:39:15 PM): yeah... i wanaa go to the baech...
eightiesbangs (2:39:39 PM): I want to be up and active throughout my day
eightiesbangs (2:39:48 PM): do important things
redfethrboa (2:39:53 PM): but you're too cerebral
eightiesbangs (2:40:41 PM): yeah, but I can utilize that aspect while doing shit
eightiesbangs (2:41:08 PM): and I'm quite intuitive, thank you very much
redfethrboa (2:41:56 PM): lets make mooooovies!!!
redfethrboa (2:42:00 PM): or start a Baaaaand
eightiesbangs (2:42:14 PM): pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!
eightiesbangs (2:42:45 PM): and exorcize more too
eightiesbangs (2:42:52 PM): aaaaahhhhh
eightiesbangs (2:43:03 PM): what have I done with my youth?
eightiesbangs (2:43:18 PM): NOTHING but drink and seek
eightiesbangs (2:44:12 PM): Hey, do you remember the 2 songs we wrote last Thursday?
eightiesbangs (2:44:26 PM): they were good, I swear they were
eightiesbangs (2:44:35 PM): but I can't remember them
redfethrboa (2:46:21 PM): i'm gonna have 5,000 cats... they're gonna be called cat cat cat... cat cat cat.. you can see where this is going it is cat times 5,000
eightiesbangs (2:46:42 PM): I LOVE IT
eightiesbangs (2:46:50 PM): OH MY GOD
redfethrboa (2:47:00 PM): the other one was based on a sentence that you said about your work and how they were down a bunch of money or something. can't totally remeber.
eightiesbangs (2:48:12 PM): We have to make that
redfethrboa (2:48:22 PM): ok
redfethrboa (2:48:39 PM): i wanna be like the movies
eightiesbangs (2:49:55 PM): What are you doing tonight
redfethrboa (2:50:09 PM): i haven't slept in three days.
eightiesbangs (2:50:17 PM): TAKE A XANAX
redfethrboa (2:50:22 PM): i was thinking about giving it another shot tonight.
redfethrboa (2:50:31 PM): whats up with the bold?
eightiesbangs (2:50:35 PM): It will help
redfethrboa (2:50:36 PM): relax.
redfethrboa (2:50:40 PM): stop yelling
eightiesbangs (2:50:42 PM): its for emphasis
redfethrboa (2:50:48 PM): i get it.
eightiesbangs (2:51:00 PM): wait, bold or caps
redfethrboa (2:51:16 PM): both, just stop yelling you're hurting my ears!
eightiesbangs (2:51:37 PM): I'm messing with the fonts and colors
eightiesbangs (2:51:57 PM): I had nasty orange, so I'm learning what to do
redfethrboa (2:52:14 PM): i don't see any orange
eightiesbangs (2:52:26 PM): what color is my bubble
eightiesbangs (2:52:49 PM): (I think it only effects others who use IChat
eightiesbangs (2:52:50 PM): )
redfethrboa (2:53:01 PM): what bubble?
eightiesbangs (2:53:47 PM): On my IM, it shows the persons icon, then puts a bubble next to them to show text. Like a comic book
redfethrboa (2:54:43 PM): mine is lame then... no comic book
eightiesbangs (2:55:03 PM): just words?
redfethrboa (2:55:20 PM): yes, RC... just words
redfethrboa (2:55:48 PM): wait. are you doing this from your phone or your computer?
eightiesbangs (2:56:37 PM): haha
eightiesbangs (2:56:46 PM): my computer
redfethrboa (2:57:11 PM): i want to be like a comic book. how do you get that?
eightiesbangs (2:58:24 PM): adium.com
eightiesbangs (2:58:44 PM): it wont give you IChat, but its better
eightiesbangs (2:58:54 PM): it will spruce it up
redfethrboa (2:59:12 PM): seriously get away from bold. your words are looking more imporatant than mine.
redfethrboa (2:59:18 PM): my words are jealous
eightiesbangs (3:01:58 PM): haha, I dont know how. Trying to find out
eightiesbangs (2:38:27 PM): Shorking
eightiesbangs (2:38:32 PM): working
eightiesbangs (2:38:32 PM): ha
eightiesbangs (2:38:59 PM): I'm tired of sitting down all the time
eightiesbangs (2:39:04 PM): it make a me loco
redfethrboa (2:39:15 PM): yeah... i wanaa go to the baech...
eightiesbangs (2:39:39 PM): I want to be up and active throughout my day
eightiesbangs (2:39:48 PM): do important things
redfethrboa (2:39:53 PM): but you're too cerebral
eightiesbangs (2:40:41 PM): yeah, but I can utilize that aspect while doing shit
eightiesbangs (2:41:08 PM): and I'm quite intuitive, thank you very much
redfethrboa (2:41:56 PM): lets make mooooovies!!!
redfethrboa (2:42:00 PM): or start a Baaaaand
eightiesbangs (2:42:14 PM): pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!
eightiesbangs (2:42:45 PM): and exorcize more too
eightiesbangs (2:42:52 PM): aaaaahhhhh
eightiesbangs (2:43:03 PM): what have I done with my youth?
eightiesbangs (2:43:18 PM): NOTHING but drink and seek
eightiesbangs (2:44:12 PM): Hey, do you remember the 2 songs we wrote last Thursday?
eightiesbangs (2:44:26 PM): they were good, I swear they were
eightiesbangs (2:44:35 PM): but I can't remember them
redfethrboa (2:46:21 PM): i'm gonna have 5,000 cats... they're gonna be called cat cat cat... cat cat cat.. you can see where this is going it is cat times 5,000
eightiesbangs (2:46:42 PM): I LOVE IT
eightiesbangs (2:46:50 PM): OH MY GOD
redfethrboa (2:47:00 PM): the other one was based on a sentence that you said about your work and how they were down a bunch of money or something. can't totally remeber.
eightiesbangs (2:48:12 PM): We have to make that
redfethrboa (2:48:22 PM): ok
redfethrboa (2:48:39 PM): i wanna be like the movies
eightiesbangs (2:49:55 PM): What are you doing tonight
redfethrboa (2:50:09 PM): i haven't slept in three days.
eightiesbangs (2:50:17 PM): TAKE A XANAX
redfethrboa (2:50:22 PM): i was thinking about giving it another shot tonight.
redfethrboa (2:50:31 PM): whats up with the bold?
eightiesbangs (2:50:35 PM): It will help
redfethrboa (2:50:36 PM): relax.
redfethrboa (2:50:40 PM): stop yelling
eightiesbangs (2:50:42 PM): its for emphasis
redfethrboa (2:50:48 PM): i get it.
eightiesbangs (2:51:00 PM): wait, bold or caps
redfethrboa (2:51:16 PM): both, just stop yelling you're hurting my ears!
eightiesbangs (2:51:37 PM): I'm messing with the fonts and colors
eightiesbangs (2:51:57 PM): I had nasty orange, so I'm learning what to do
redfethrboa (2:52:14 PM): i don't see any orange
eightiesbangs (2:52:26 PM): what color is my bubble
eightiesbangs (2:52:49 PM): (I think it only effects others who use IChat
eightiesbangs (2:52:50 PM): )
redfethrboa (2:53:01 PM): what bubble?
eightiesbangs (2:53:47 PM): On my IM, it shows the persons icon, then puts a bubble next to them to show text. Like a comic book
redfethrboa (2:54:43 PM): mine is lame then... no comic book
eightiesbangs (2:55:03 PM): just words?
redfethrboa (2:55:20 PM): yes, RC... just words
redfethrboa (2:55:48 PM): wait. are you doing this from your phone or your computer?
eightiesbangs (2:56:37 PM): haha
eightiesbangs (2:56:46 PM): my computer
redfethrboa (2:57:11 PM): i want to be like a comic book. how do you get that?
eightiesbangs (2:58:24 PM): adium.com
eightiesbangs (2:58:44 PM): it wont give you IChat, but its better
eightiesbangs (2:58:54 PM): it will spruce it up
redfethrboa (2:59:12 PM): seriously get away from bold. your words are looking more imporatant than mine.
redfethrboa (2:59:18 PM): my words are jealous
eightiesbangs (3:01:58 PM): haha, I dont know how. Trying to find out
Tattoo Continued...
So I still really want to get a tattoo...
but you know what they say about getting a tattoo...
"Whatever you do...don't get a tattoo until you know what you want to get tattooed on you"...
but you know what they say about getting a tattoo...
"Whatever you do...don't get a tattoo until you know what you want to get tattooed on you"...
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Text Messages...
This is what a Text Message looks like...
This is what a Text Messgae USED to look like...
This is what a Text Messgae USED to look like...
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Grocery Shopping...
Do you ever go grocery shopping... then when you get home you don't feel like putting it all away...so then you just eat everything instead? I did that on Tuesday...
Monday, April 21, 2008
R.C.'s Birthday...
R.c's Birthday was one of the funnest nights I've had in a long time.... Havok was wreaked!!! We started at his house at 3pm and drank our share of champagne, jager, tequilla, beer, and of course... ESPRESSO!! Then we gathered our whistles and began our "Whistle Stop Tour".
The rules are simple...
1. we stop at every bar from Los Feliz to Silverlake
2. we only stay for ONE drink/shot
3. we blow our whistles loudly and often
4. we wreak havok on our way to the bars
5. we wreak havok in the bars
6. we do our best not to be arrested
7. we talk about how much we love R.C as often as possible
The videos below were taken with a small camera and i apologize for the poor lighting and quality. But enjoy...nonetheless...
These first two are walking down Sunset Blvd. after 5 or 6 bars...
This was at the end of the night... R.C. was D-runk!
This is kinda hard to see... at the Akbar dancing... if you squint you can see Mathew and Nathan
This was in the beginning of the day when we were still having somewhat normal convos...
The rules are simple...
1. we stop at every bar from Los Feliz to Silverlake
2. we only stay for ONE drink/shot
3. we blow our whistles loudly and often
4. we wreak havok on our way to the bars
5. we wreak havok in the bars
6. we do our best not to be arrested
7. we talk about how much we love R.C as often as possible
The videos below were taken with a small camera and i apologize for the poor lighting and quality. But enjoy...nonetheless...
These first two are walking down Sunset Blvd. after 5 or 6 bars...
This was at the end of the night... R.C. was D-runk!
This is kinda hard to see... at the Akbar dancing... if you squint you can see Mathew and Nathan
This was in the beginning of the day when we were still having somewhat normal convos...
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Morning Show...
It's about time I have my own morning show with my best friend, R.C...
We would call it "Mornings Come and Mornings Go! Nicolette and R.C.'s Morning Show!!"
A typical episode would go something like this...
You're wondering what's in the cups right?
Well, whiskey of course!
We would call it "Mornings Come and Mornings Go! Nicolette and R.C.'s Morning Show!!"
A typical episode would go something like this...
You're wondering what's in the cups right?
Well, whiskey of course!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Free shoes...
These "almost new" shoes are free for the taking. Men's size 9 1/2.
Please let me know if you are interested...
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Jenga...
I challenge you to build a Jenga tower of 36 stories. Rc and I built one of 35. Here is proof.... apparently in the directions you are only "pro" if you can go 36 or above.
I dare you... I really do...so difficult...
Thursday, March 27, 2008
My little brother...
My little brother will probably be President of the United States someday....even though I won't be able to vote for him ( he is republican)... in the mean time he creates amazing movies and music. My favorite movie of all time is True Romance.... my second favorite movie of all time is
"Frooga Looga Jegga Boppin" ... as seen below....
"Frooga Looga Jegga Boppin" ... as seen below....
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Happy Easter...
For some extra fun this Easter... take a colored maltball (i like yellow) lick it an rub it over your lips...
Beautiful lipstick that is delicious too!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
An Italian Joke...
A little Italian boy enters the confessional.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads!"
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads!"
Monday, March 17, 2008
Good News...
Good News!
I just got back from the dentist...and they are finally going to make me queen!!!!!!
I go back in 6 months for my crown...
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Wink...
I have a problem with winking...it's almost a tick...a habit... i wink when the bus boy takes away my dirty dish, when the man sells me a magazine, whenever someone helps me in anyway... it's kinda my way of saying "thank you".
Yesterday i found the worst possible place and time to wink at a stranger. I was going through security at LAX airport (you may see where this is going)...as i waited in a long line, i watched the security guy taking ids... he was serious...i mean this guy was thorough... he had a kind of light he would shine on the ids to see if they were fake and he was asking a lot of questions... i began to become nervous because i had lost my California drivers license (which happens all of the time... it's just a matter of wearing that outfit again) so i had brought my old Arizona drivers license which i got when i was 16 and doesn't expire until 2044!... nobody believes it because of the distant expiration and the faded picture that no longer resembles my mature features... i finally get up to the guy and he's not having it..."do you have a passport?" "not on me" "any other form of id?" "uhhhh....nope". He takes this big red stamp and slams it against my boarding pass and asks me to step aside. Finally a bunch of security start striping me down...patting me down and one man grabs my id and boarding pass and goes over to a computer. I ask one of the security "is everything ok?" she tells me i am a code 2 security risk... I say "oh, that's good?" Finally i get my clothes and purse back and the man walks up with my boarding pass and id... he hands it to me and says "please proceed to gate 80".... this is when i say thank you.........and wink at him.
Yesterday i found the worst possible place and time to wink at a stranger. I was going through security at LAX airport (you may see where this is going)...as i waited in a long line, i watched the security guy taking ids... he was serious...i mean this guy was thorough... he had a kind of light he would shine on the ids to see if they were fake and he was asking a lot of questions... i began to become nervous because i had lost my California drivers license (which happens all of the time... it's just a matter of wearing that outfit again) so i had brought my old Arizona drivers license which i got when i was 16 and doesn't expire until 2044!... nobody believes it because of the distant expiration and the faded picture that no longer resembles my mature features... i finally get up to the guy and he's not having it..."do you have a passport?" "not on me" "any other form of id?" "uhhhh....nope". He takes this big red stamp and slams it against my boarding pass and asks me to step aside. Finally a bunch of security start striping me down...patting me down and one man grabs my id and boarding pass and goes over to a computer. I ask one of the security "is everything ok?" she tells me i am a code 2 security risk... I say "oh, that's good?" Finally i get my clothes and purse back and the man walks up with my boarding pass and id... he hands it to me and says "please proceed to gate 80".... this is when i say thank you.........and wink at him.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Tatoo...
My New Year's resolutions include the experience of getting a tatoo.... what to get is the question...
This is the tatoo i am thinking about getting.
Not quite so large though and not on my rear end.....
This is the tatoo i am thinking about getting.
Not quite so large though and not on my rear end.....
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
What I ate Today...
Woke up at 9am and had a double espresso with a sugar stick, then I had a BLT around 10am... shortly following I had two potato tacos with salsa verde and spanish rice... then a chicken salad sandwhich. At about 3pm I was hungry... so I had potato salad with bacon crumbles, cheese ravioli with roasted atrichokes and bow tie pasta salad with red and yellow bell peppers and marinated yellow, green, and red tomatoes... I drank a coke and a vitamin water... for "lunch dessert" I consumed peach cobbler and a chocolate chip cookie...
When I get off work I look forward to preparing a pizza, having chips and salsa and some refreshing white wine...
Think I'll skip dessert...
When I get off work I look forward to preparing a pizza, having chips and salsa and some refreshing white wine...
Think I'll skip dessert...
Happy Birthday...
I wrote a song that can be sung to friends and enemies alike. It's called "Happy Birthday". This is how it goes...
"Happy Birthday"
(sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday")
Happy Birthday...nobody likes you
Happy Birthday...nobody likes you
Happy Birthday...nobody likes you
Happy Birthday...nobody likes you.
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