Meat Loaf...

Meat loaf... it's kinda like that guy you don't really like but keeps telling you you're pretty...

Bowling Ball Garden...

I would like to thank the Universe for this Bowling Ball garden I stumbled upon...

Worst Short Film Ever...

Matthew and I went to the 4100 and shot this horrible film on the fly. If you look very hard you can see Kieffer Sutherland in the background.
Enjoy the suprise ending...

Specials...

hmmmm... I wonder if this place has any specials?...

Sunset Chardonnay Honerable Mention...

After the "Sunset Chardonnay" I also woke up to this free association in my typewriter... it lacked spaces...

"softcouchinanevergreenforestofliteraturewithadeadbearatmyfeet
wishingrockandrolldatingworked.buthappythatitexsistswiththetower
ofjengatettoringinthebreezepleasechangethemusicvoteronpaul
pleasemakeoutwith20morepeoplebutdontbewithoutgumorlollipops
imtypingshitphrasesthatseemsomuchmorecoolsinceitisonthis
typewriter alwaysremembertobecoolistobedyinghappy_
thatsoundsstupid. handsandfingersaremyfavoritethings
evenwhenyoucantseethem.ifyouarecomfortablesmallmoviesarefun.
beingforcedagainstthewallduringanunwantedconversationisntfun
butgreattoreflectonlater.thepast
alwaysseemssimplerthanitreallywas.somakesurethatwhenpeople
rememberyoutheyremembertoomuchtosumup.
brighteyesmakesmefeeldeep asapuddleintheroad.
fuckthisnothingenoughofthis :)6_**-nate

Sunset Chardonnay...

Had people over for a "Sunset Chardonnay" on Saturday. Thought this would be a nice grown up party... we would have an elegant glass of Chardonnay on the patio as the sun goes down...maybe talk tannins and current events... nibble on cheese... retire early...

Well.....after the guests left at 4am, I woke up to this pation table...




I don't know about you, but I don't even see any Chardonnay... but I do see binoculars, a wine glass rimmed in mayonaise, and at least 7 empty espressos.

Oh where the night took us.... Neil Diamond sing-a-longs... Jenga towers with String Cheese... rounds of "Row Row Row your Boat"... drawings of burn victims reuniting with their interracial family...dancing at the Akbar... and then there were the casulaties... such as a sprained ankle.

Good times everyone!

My Little Brother Continued...

My little brother did this video for his spanish class with his green screen. Amazing... how he came up with the idea... and amazing that my Grandma is on the computer. Never thought I would see the day...

Designer Clowns...

Next time you throw a birthday party or special event... consider getting a clown... but not your average everyday clown... call your local clown provider and ask for one of these designer clowns...

Allergic To Cats The Clown (shove a cat in his face and watch him get all itchy and puffy!)

Bloody Nose The Clown (great for a Halloween party!)

Firm Handshake The Clown (he'll greet your guests with a very firm handshake)

Uncomfortably Large Bulge in His Pants The Clown (adult parties only)

Looks Just Like Everyone Else The Clown (your guests will have a fun time trying to find out which person is the clown... "Hey Ma, is THAT the clown?" "No, honey, that's cousin Bobby!" Hilarious!)

Dead Pan The Clown (your guests will have a blast trying to get HIM to laugh!)

Spits When He Talks The Clown (great for a pool party!)

Chain Smoker The Clown (you provide the cigarettes and watch him smoke one right after another!)

Dresses For The Opposite Season The Clown (shorts in the winter, sweater in the summer... this guy is crazy!)

Fly Is Always Down The Clown (you just try telling him ... he'll act like he only speaks french! Joker!!)

Matchbox Experiment...

Here it is.... by popular demand...my little matchbox experiment...

If i were to ask you how many different items you could fit inside of a matchbox and still be able to open and close it with ease.... how many would you say? 15? 22? 30???
Well, I posed the question one slow Saturday night....and I got 50!






50 Different Items in a Matchbox
1. a stamp
2. pinch of salt
3. a mirror from a disco ball
4. a Hershey’s Kiss flag
5. a toe nail clipping with green polish
6. the word “sex” from a ladies magazine
7. a dead bug (which died from natural causes)
8. 3 red crayon shavings
9. a golden bobby pin
10. a foil ball
11. a Fender guitar pick
12. a match ( just seemed appropriate)
13. a play dough ball
14. a nail (in which to hang a picture)
15. an entire yellow Post-It note with green writing
16. pinch of glitter
17. a penny from the year 1973
18. a bit of marijuana
19. a piece of a piece of pasta
20. a sliver of maple wood
21. a jigsaw puzzle piece
22. ¼ of a Mento
23. a piece of broken light bulb
24. 3 drops of a white taper candle
25. pink thread
26. pinch of cigarette tobacco
27. the word “waffles”
28. a dust bunny
29. an eyelash with waterproof mascara
30. 4 drops of Palmolive aromatherapy dish soap
31. a piece of a hem of a Disneyland t-shirt
32. a candle wick
33. the definition of the word “small”
34. an earring back
35. a contact lens
36. a used red twisty tie
37. a safety pin
38. the beak of a “Peep” candy
39. a blade of grass
40. a “small made in China” clothing tag
41. a fortune cookie fortune
42. a piece of 14 karat gold
43. a feather
44. a small silver chain
45. a crumb from toast
46. a sugar pill
47. a Valentines Candy heart reading “melt my heart”
48. a scrabble letter “T” (worth 1 point)
49. a leaf from a succulent plant
50. a shoelace aglet

Next Saturday when you find yourself without plans
give it a shot! You will be amazed ...matchboxes are deceptively large!

Dissapointing Popsicle Sticks...

Dissapointing popsicle sticks... band name or fact?

I wanna go to the beach...

redfethrboa (2:38:10 PM): whatcha doin?
eightiesbangs (2:38:27 PM): Shorking
eightiesbangs (2:38:32 PM): working
eightiesbangs (2:38:32 PM): ha
eightiesbangs (2:38:59 PM): I'm tired of sitting down all the time
eightiesbangs (2:39:04 PM): it make a me loco
redfethrboa (2:39:15 PM): yeah... i wanaa go to the baech...
eightiesbangs (2:39:39 PM): I want to be up and active throughout my day
eightiesbangs (2:39:48 PM): do important things
redfethrboa (2:39:53 PM): but you're too cerebral
eightiesbangs (2:40:41 PM): yeah, but I can utilize that aspect while doing shit
eightiesbangs (2:41:08 PM): and I'm quite intuitive, thank you very much
redfethrboa (2:41:56 PM): lets make mooooovies!!!
redfethrboa (2:42:00 PM): or start a Baaaaand
eightiesbangs (2:42:14 PM): pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!
eightiesbangs (2:42:45 PM): and exorcize more too
eightiesbangs (2:42:52 PM): aaaaahhhhh
eightiesbangs (2:43:03 PM): what have I done with my youth?
eightiesbangs (2:43:18 PM): NOTHING but drink and seek
eightiesbangs (2:44:12 PM): Hey, do you remember the 2 songs we wrote last Thursday?
eightiesbangs (2:44:26 PM): they were good, I swear they were
eightiesbangs (2:44:35 PM): but I can't remember them
redfethrboa (2:46:21 PM): i'm gonna have 5,000 cats... they're gonna be called cat cat cat... cat cat cat.. you can see where this is going it is cat times 5,000
eightiesbangs (2:46:42 PM): I LOVE IT
eightiesbangs (2:46:50 PM): OH MY GOD
redfethrboa (2:47:00 PM): the other one was based on a sentence that you said about your work and how they were down a bunch of money or something. can't totally remeber.
eightiesbangs (2:48:12 PM): We have to make that
redfethrboa (2:48:22 PM): ok
redfethrboa (2:48:39 PM): i wanna be like the movies
eightiesbangs (2:49:55 PM): What are you doing tonight
redfethrboa (2:50:09 PM): i haven't slept in three days.
eightiesbangs (2:50:17 PM): TAKE A XANAX
redfethrboa (2:50:22 PM): i was thinking about giving it another shot tonight.
redfethrboa (2:50:31 PM): whats up with the bold?
eightiesbangs (2:50:35 PM): It will help
redfethrboa (2:50:36 PM): relax.
redfethrboa (2:50:40 PM): stop yelling
eightiesbangs (2:50:42 PM): its for emphasis
redfethrboa (2:50:48 PM): i get it.
eightiesbangs (2:51:00 PM): wait, bold or caps
redfethrboa (2:51:16 PM): both, just stop yelling you're hurting my ears!
eightiesbangs (2:51:37 PM): I'm messing with the fonts and colors
eightiesbangs (2:51:57 PM): I had nasty orange, so I'm learning what to do
redfethrboa (2:52:14 PM): i don't see any orange
eightiesbangs (2:52:26 PM): what color is my bubble
eightiesbangs (2:52:49 PM): (I think it only effects others who use IChat
eightiesbangs (2:52:50 PM): )
redfethrboa (2:53:01 PM): what bubble?
eightiesbangs (2:53:47 PM): On my IM, it shows the persons icon, then puts a bubble next to them to show text. Like a comic book
redfethrboa (2:54:43 PM): mine is lame then... no comic book
eightiesbangs (2:55:03 PM): just words?
redfethrboa (2:55:20 PM): yes, RC... just words
redfethrboa (2:55:48 PM): wait. are you doing this from your phone or your computer?
eightiesbangs (2:56:37 PM): haha
eightiesbangs (2:56:46 PM): my computer
redfethrboa (2:57:11 PM): i want to be like a comic book. how do you get that?
eightiesbangs (2:58:24 PM): adium.com
eightiesbangs (2:58:44 PM): it wont give you IChat, but its better
eightiesbangs (2:58:54 PM): it will spruce it up
redfethrboa (2:59:12 PM): seriously get away from bold. your words are looking more imporatant than mine.
redfethrboa (2:59:18 PM): my words are jealous
eightiesbangs (3:01:58 PM): haha, I dont know how. Trying to find out

Tattoo Continued...

So I still really want to get a tattoo...

but you know what they say about getting a tattoo...

"Whatever you do...don't get a tattoo until you know what you want to get tattooed on you"...

Text Messages...

This is what a Text Message looks like...







This is what a Text Messgae USED to look like...

Grocery Shopping...

Do you ever go grocery shopping... then when you get home you don't feel like putting it all away...so then you just eat everything instead? I did that on Tuesday...

R.C.'s Birthday...

R.c's Birthday was one of the funnest nights I've had in a long time.... Havok was wreaked!!! We started at his house at 3pm and drank our share of champagne, jager, tequilla, beer, and of course... ESPRESSO!! Then we gathered our whistles and began our "Whistle Stop Tour".
The rules are simple...
1. we stop at every bar from Los Feliz to Silverlake
2. we only stay for ONE drink/shot
3. we blow our whistles loudly and often
4. we wreak havok on our way to the bars
5. we wreak havok in the bars
6. we do our best not to be arrested
7. we talk about how much we love R.C as often as possible

The videos below were taken with a small camera and i apologize for the poor lighting and quality. But enjoy...nonetheless...
These first two are walking down Sunset Blvd. after 5 or 6 bars...

This was at the end of the night... R.C. was D-runk!
This is kinda hard to see... at the Akbar dancing... if you squint you can see Mathew and Nathan

This was in the beginning of the day when we were still having somewhat normal convos...

Morning Show...

It's about time I have my own morning show with my best friend, R.C...
We would call it "Mornings Come and Mornings Go! Nicolette and R.C.'s Morning Show!!"
A typical episode would go something like this...





















You're wondering what's in the cups right?
Well, whiskey of course!

Free shoes...

These "almost new" shoes are free for the taking. Men's size 9 1/2.
Please let me know if you are interested...

Jenga...

I challenge you to build a Jenga tower of 36 stories. Rc and I built one of 35. Here is proof.... apparently in the directions you are only "pro" if you can go 36 or above.
I dare you... I really do...so difficult...

My little brother...

My little brother will probably be President of the United States someday....even though I won't be able to vote for him ( he is republican)... in the mean time he creates amazing movies and music. My favorite movie of all time is True Romance.... my second favorite movie of all time is
"Frooga Looga Jegga Boppin" ... as seen below....

Happy Easter...

For some extra fun this Easter... take a colored maltball (i like yellow) lick it an rub it over your lips...

Beautiful lipstick that is delicious too!