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A good friend of mine found this on the ground the other day... Nate "Schedual for seeing Kelsi" Sunday: No limit Monday: dont see...

I think of all the billions of conversations that take place all around the world every day...the strangest one is this: "Sweetheart......

I think it's strange that we call the best man the "best man" at a wedding...don't you think that's a bit rude to the ...

I think if I ever decided to become a counterfeiter...i would make $1 bills and quarters...that way people would be less interested in tryin...

I was at the nursery the other day and asked a salesperson if they had any indoor plants and he said..."There's no such thing as an...

I would like to implement a new rule for a very common daily problem...that is the problem of the "lost call". You're on the p...

I think a good bumper sticker idea would be... "I'm Winning"

One of the first rules of improvisation is to never say "no"...for instance if your stage partner says "would you like a pick...

Even though oatmeal is reminiscent of sludge...i still think it is delicious...

I think my Ipod has a crush on me...because everytime I turn it on...it tries to seduce me by playing all of my favorite songs back to back.

I love it when a guy holds the door open for me...because then it gives me a head start...and then i beat him and I am the winner.

This blog is in response to James Gunn's blog "100 Most Overrated Things Of All Time" http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfmfuseac...

Fact: There are more trips made to the emergency room from slicing bagels than any other type of accident.

If you think no one cares if you are alive...try missing a couple of car payments...

Things That Don't Exist... 1. shoes made out of butterflies 2. fish food for humans 3. nag champa flavored toothpaste 4. "Feng Shui...

Is there such thing as "Sleep Camping"? ...you know...when you fall asleep in your bed... but at some point in the middle of the n...

Every now and then you get a horoscope that really makes sense and allows you to breath easier...This one is mine for today, but I'd lik...

Just a little urban art for the soul...

Can you see Falcor, The Luck Dragon in this scuff mark on the bathroom door...??? See??? His tongue is sticking out and he's flying thro...

The other evening I took a moment for a little light reading found on the inside of my matchbook...this is what it said... "Explore a w...