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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

schedual for seeing kelsi...

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A good friend of mine found this on the ground the other day... Nate "Schedual for seeing Kelsi" Sunday: No limit Monday: dont see...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Strangest Conversation In The World...

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I think of all the billions of conversations that take place all around the world every day...the strangest one is this: "Sweetheart......
Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Best Man

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I think it's strange that we call the best man the "best man" at a wedding...don't you think that's a bit rude to the ...
Sunday, April 19, 2009

Counterfeit...

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I think if I ever decided to become a counterfeiter...i would make $1 bills and quarters...that way people would be less interested in tryin...
Friday, April 3, 2009

Indoor Plants...

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I was at the nursery the other day and asked a salesperson if they had any indoor plants and he said..."There's no such thing as an...
Wednesday, March 25, 2009

New Rule...

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I would like to implement a new rule for a very common daily problem...that is the problem of the "lost call". You're on the p...
Friday, March 6, 2009

Bumper Sticker...

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I think a good bumper sticker idea would be... "I'm Winning"
Wednesday, March 4, 2009

No...

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One of the first rules of improvisation is to never say "no"...for instance if your stage partner says "would you like a pick...

Oatmeal...

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Even though oatmeal is reminiscent of sludge...i still think it is delicious...
Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Ipod...

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I think my Ipod has a crush on me...because everytime I turn it on...it tries to seduce me by playing all of my favorite songs back to back.

The Winner...

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I love it when a guy holds the door open for me...because then it gives me a head start...and then i beat him and I am the winner.
Monday, March 2, 2009

100 Underrated things to ponder...

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This blog is in response to James Gunn's blog "100 Most Overrated Things Of All Time" http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfmfuseac...
Monday, February 23, 2009

Fact Time...

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Fact: There are more trips made to the emergency room from slicing bagels than any other type of accident.
Friday, February 20, 2009

If...

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If you think no one cares if you are alive...try missing a couple of car payments...
Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Things That Don't Exist...

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Things That Don't Exist... 1. shoes made out of butterflies 2. fish food for humans 3. nag champa flavored toothpaste 4. "Feng Shui...
Friday, February 13, 2009

Sleep Camping...

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Is there such thing as "Sleep Camping"? ...you know...when you fall asleep in your bed... but at some point in the middle of the n...
Friday, January 23, 2009

A Good Horoscope...and Even Better Advice...

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Every now and then you get a horoscope that really makes sense and allows you to breath easier...This one is mine for today, but I'd lik...
Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Urban Art...

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Just a little urban art for the soul...

Scuff Mark...

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Can you see Falcor, The Luck Dragon in this scuff mark on the bathroom door...??? See??? His tongue is sticking out and he's flying thro...
Thursday, January 8, 2009

A Little Light Reading...

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The other evening I took a moment for a little light reading found on the inside of my matchbook...this is what it said... "Explore a w...
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