Adorable Trash Can...!

This trash can has a little pony tail... Adorable!!!

Favorite Movie "Quote"...

Ok... i know it's kinda long to be a Quote Unquote "Quote"... but I love this quote...go ahead... read it in your best Brooklyn accent...

"No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest. "

No Floor...!

Here's an excellent and cheap alternative to a burgler alarm... nobody's gonna break into your house with this on the front door!

Sunset Junction...

Sunset junction street fair...for some: a festival of music food and friends...for others: an ex boyfriend parade...

Cute Problem...

You know those websites like ask.com... well i found this guys question and just loved the idea of this man sitting down at his computer with this little problem...

"one day i passed a bakery store in a mall (which i visit frequently so i passed that bakery so many times) and i noticed that they've changed the name from 'bread story' to 'bread tales'. so when i met up with some friends and i told them (rather enthusiastically) that the bakery had changed its name. and they all looked at me like 'why are you telling us that?' or 'is that important?' is it not something you usually tell people? i have problems figuring out what to say sometimes so i figured i might say something that i saw earlier that day but it seemed like people don't like it."

It's such a cute problem...

New Movie by Little Brother...

This one is my favorite so far...

2 Curlers...

My big sister and I are three years apart... when we were growing up she was kinda mean... i look back and think that I am a stronger person today because of how difficult she made my childhood at every possible turn....and i would thank her.
That doesn't keep me from blogging about the suffering she caused me 17 years later...
Please see a letter that i wrote to her asking a very simple favor...
(Celeste, May I please borrow 2 curlers just 2 curlers, that's right just just 2 curlers. I will give them back on 3-16-91. If they are not on your desk by 3:00 then I will owe you $5.00. Please consider it! Thanks, Nicolette P.S. you are absolutly right...just 2 curlers!)
then she said...
(That doesn't make any sense. Why would you give me $5.00 if the curlers weren't on my desk)

She then asked me to give her some reasons why she should let me borrow 2 curlers... see below...
(1. because I am your cute sister.
2. you have about 13 and i have 3.
3. because you love me
4. and because I am giving you stickers! by the way I am running out.)


No. I never received the curlers... in case you are wondering.

in the head of an insomniac...

am i awake…? shoot. go to sleep.. you have to work early…ok 1…2…3… sleep. am I asleep… ? i’m hungry… string cheese sounds good… I wish string cheese would come if I call it… heeeeere string cheese string cheese string cheese… ok that’s ridiculous… go to sleep… I should take karate… did I set my alarm…? did I make sure its am and not pm? What am I gonna do tomorrow night? I have nothing to wear… I should go shopping…. I have no money… did I pay my rent? Shhhhh, go to sleep….count sheep or something… I wonder who invented counting sheep? Why sheep? Probably cuz they look like a pillow but so do bunnies and we don’t count bunnies. Mmmm string cheese…. I should do community service… man… I spend a lot of money on rent… I wonder how many homes I could have already bought…. I should buy a house…go to sleep! I wish I was really good at ping pong… Don’t forget to call mom tomorrow… maybe I should write that down…maybe I should just wake up and do something… I could read a book… I should read more…I don’t have the energy to lift the book to my eyes… how is it I’m not tired enough to sleep… but I haven’t the energy to lift a book….? Go to sleep…where’s my car…?i need to go to the dentist… ok breath, you’re stressing yourself out…what was that sound!? Probably my cat… breath..no one is going to kill you tonight…. Relax and go to sleep…. I wonder if my cats think they have a nice life? I should play with them more… I should travel….sleeeeeeep….what time is it? no. don’t look at the time cuz then you’ll stress out and never be able to sleep…it’s probably not as late as you think anyway… or what if it’s REALLY late? Shhhh…relax your toes..ok breath into your ankles... realax your legs...…? yeah. I’m definitely hungry… maybe that’s why I can’t sleep… my body is waking me up cuz it needs nourishment… the nourishment of string cheese….shhhhhhhh….. ok breath in and out in and out…..in and out… in and…..out….in….and…………….ou

IM from RC

Here is an IM from my friend RC when I had computer problems and didn't recieve his messages...
P.S. if you use this IM for your song lyrics... I get half!

eightiesbangs (1:05:07 PM): YOu
eightiesbangs (1:09:31 PM): hmmm... you must hate
eightiesbangs (1:09:35 PM): ME!!!!!!
eightiesbangs (1:09:59 PM): You think I'm ugly and smell like puke
eightiesbangs (1:11:57 PM): you think I have worm eyes hawk fingers
eightiesbangs (1:14:29 PM): and you don't like gays
eightiesbangs (1:14:50 PM): you think they're crusted in AIDS rotten berry jam
eightiesbangs (1:30:02 PM): Or maybe you got in a fight last night and lost all your fingers
eightiesbangs (1:31:07 PM): Now I can say things like "Don't point your finger at me... Ohhhhh"
eightiesbangs (1:37:38 PM): Maybe someones holding up your store!!!
eightiesbangs (1:38:01 PM): If thats the case, and you're tied up, try to type HELP with your nose
eightiesbangs (1:38:26 PM): but be sure it's all in caps, or else I'll think it's a false clain
eightiesbangs (1:46:22 PM): Are you making Ramen?
eightiesbangs (1:50:54 PM): Brewing pumpkin beer?
eightiesbangs (1:53:34 PM): Writing down on paper, over and over again, Nicolette Bower?
eightiesbangs (1:53:56 PM): Skinning carrots?
eightiesbangs (1:54:23 PM): Tantric poses with the office girls?
eightiesbangs (1:55:02 PM): Dreaming about dragon worlds?
eightiesbangs (1:59:13 PM): Translating Spanish sign language for your new deaf Mexican friend?
eightiesbangs (2:08:31 PM): Talking to Jesus?
eightiesbangs (2:17:07 PM): Making your famous tuna balls?
eightiesbangs (2:18:22 PM): Luring little girls in with kittens, so you can kidnap them and raise them as boys?
eightiesbangs (2:24:12 PM): Spitting?
eightiesbangs (2:24:24 PM): Biting off more than you can chew?
eightiesbangs (2:26:29 PM): Signing a petition to enact mens names for hurricanes too?
eightiesbangs (3:06:34 PM): http://eightiesbangs.blogspot.com/
eightiesbangs (5:05:17 PM): WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME?
eightiesbangs (5:06:22 PM): The perils of evil from which you won't emerge have blackened your heart to a crumbled charcoal wisp
eightiesbangs (5:06:30 PM): and I mean that
eightiesbangs (5:11:52 PM): hump
eightiesbangs (5:11:56 PM): boo
eightiesbangs (5:12:03 PM): creepy

Favorite Place To Be....

Of all the places a person can be... my favorite place is...on the list.

Macaroni and Cheese Graveyard...

This is where Macaroni and Cheese comes to die...

Pothead...

This is what an actual "pothead" looks like...

Lovely Horoscope...

I think this is just the loveliest horoscope I have ever gotten...

"It is going to be an easy day for you, full of easy conversations and simple tasks."

just lovely...

DEElicious... :)

Have you ever eaten this? cuz it's delicious... especially if you are a salt person...
I eat it all the time. Just a little snack secret...

Fourth of July....

Thank you Universe for my fantastic friends and yet another glorious day of my life... you are too good to me...

Same Same...?

One of my favorite things in the world doesn't have a name... it's when you hear a word and see the object itself at the same time... for instance you're in your car jammin out to Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign"... when as soon as she says the word "sign" you happen to look up and see a sign! or... you're jamming out to Dean Martin's "Thats Amore" and right when he says the word "moon" you happen to turn a corner and there it is... the moon...! it makes me feel like everything is perfect even just for an instant... but the crazy thing is... it doesn't have a name... deja vu gets a name why not this? I think it should be called "same same"... ?I don't know... do you have a better idea?...

Comforting Thought...

EVERYONE has problems...

New Movies By My Little Brother...

My Brother's latest creations... Enjoy!

Telephone Dial Tone...

My bass guitar teacher taught me last night that every dial tone in every phone is the key of A and the key of F together.... then proceeded to teach me how to tune my bass to any telephone... I was so excited to tell my bandmates this fun and useful fact when Rc burst my bubble with .... "but you don't have a land line".....
Thanks, Rc...

Crazy Tim...

The Movies are an extremely awesome local Silverlake band... The lead singer, Tim... is "kinda crazy" (that would be a direct quote from everyone that has ever met him).
Last night at the rock show he kicked off his shoes and emptied his pockets on the stage...



The keys, wallet, phone, and gum wrapper make sense... but is that a Jenga piece next to the lighter? and if so, why is Time carrying random jenga pieces in his pockets to the rock show??? crazy Tim....