Thursday, September 25, 2008

Relax.....

"Relax...it's only a movie!".... is a button my grandma used to keep by her bed...it used to really freak me out...like...if it's only a movie... why do i have to do anything?

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Attention Shoppers....

This is the best time of the year to buy a bathing suit... they are on sale and haven't been completely weeded through yet. So go ahead... give yourself something to look forward to while we endure yet another long harsh L.A. winter...;)

Monday, September 15, 2008

"Spare a Quarter"...

As if we need any more proof that costs are rising...but there's a homeless guy in my neighbor hood who has been asking for change the same way for as long as i've lived in LA... I call him "Spare a quarter" guy... he always says the same thing with the same toothless grin... "Spare a quarter?"... yesterday outside of Trader Joes... even HIS costs are going up as he said to me... "Spare a dollar?"!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Test Your Legal Knowledge...

One of the pictures below shows something illegal to do in a Ralph's shopping center... and something legal to do in a Ralph's Shopping center... can you guess which is illegal....?

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You are incorrect... riding around in the motorized shopping cart which is typically reserved for the elderly and disabled is LEGAL... taking photographs of your friends having a jovial time in a Ralph's shopping center is ILLEGAL...go figure...

Friday, September 5, 2008

Please...

Please don't put clothing on your pets. Thank you.

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

No gum...?

Have you ever been to Target and just bought 1 item...? betcha you haven't...In fact I recently asked my local Target checker if he has ever seen this.... he said...
"Just one item...with no gum....?"I said..."just 1 item with no gum...no magazine... no last minute impulse buy of a $7.99 Titanic DVD...1 item...you ever see this?"... He said no.

My Slightly Evil Thought For the Day...

Today I had at least one slightly evil thought... As I was putting a flower pin on my lapel (in order to hide a small pasta stain)... i wished...just for a second... that is was one of those flower pins that would squirt water into peoples eyeballs...